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Trumps First Day As POTUS

1. President Donald J. Trump is sworn into office.

2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist Healthcare Farce piece of shit, known as the unconstitutional obamacare.The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson announces that an independent group of healthcare management professionals is hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income people. They are also assigned the duty of eliminating Medicare and Medicaid fraud. Government's costs for public healthcare are reduced by 90%. Healthcare insurance premiums for working Americans are reduced by 50%. The move saves billions of taxpayer paid dollars. Healthcare service in the U.S improves 100%.

3. Newly appointed Department of Homeland Security Chief Lt. Col. Allen West announces the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs are required by every American citizen. Birthright to illegals is abolished. All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens is terminated indefinitely. The move saves American taxpayers billions of dollars. Several prisons are closed.

4. Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Sarah Palin eliminates more than half of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving taxpayers billions of dollars. Stocks rise 100%.

5. Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Donald Trump Jr. announces the abolition of the IRS and displays a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It consists of one page. The instructions consist of two pages. The Federal Reserve is audited. The move saves American Taxpayers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.

6. Hillary Clinton is in prison, where she belongs. Her cell is directly across from Jessie Jackson and Reverend Al Sharpton (who has NEVER been an ordained reverend) who are serving time for 'Hate Crimes". She bitches at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some might call 'cruel and unusual punishment'.

7. U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders is in the nuthouse, where he belongs. His room is directly across from Nancy Pelosielosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthewshews and U.S. Senator Al Franken. They meet for tea every day at 10 AM and discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world. They also wonder when the "Mothership" is going to pick them up and return them to their home planets.

8. Barack Obama flees the United States under cover of darkness and returns to his homeland of kenya before his trial for treason begins. He deplanes on a remote jungle airstrip. It was reported that he was last seen wandering through the jungle singing "Hakuna Matata" with a chimp named Osama Commie.

9. A committee is not established to determine what is causing global cooling. Billions of taxpayer dollars are saved.

10. Dead people are no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the Democrat Party in the State of Illinois.

And this my friends is just DAY ONE!

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You forgot Christie being made Attorney General to prosecute the above and the VA idiots. I think you are the right track though. I think it was Henry Ford that said "Being intelligent is not knowing all the answers but knowing where to get them".
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LOL! I like how The Donald has a picture of himself on his credenza. And if the fountain outside the window looks like that, I want to see the rest of the 'Gold'house.
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cute, but delusional.

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Still like Trump for President? I'm thinking Mr. T will be running an independent campaign...if he does not totally grenade before November.

Still looking for an October Surprise. I think we will have two of them.
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Warren versus Jebb?

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I think Jeb's numbers in the campaign rule him out. He tanked big time, despite being the Establishment's favorite son. The Bush dynasty is over.

I still think Warren will run but not until September. Speaking of her, she just gave a press conference along with Sen. Sherrod Brown calling on the US Treasury Dept. to investigate the 'Panama Papers' (you know about those, right?). So far there has been no word about ANY Americans showing up in those shenanigans, nor any word whatsoever from Treasury or Justice indicating that they intend to do anything about it. I think they will not unless publicly shamed into action and even then any investigation of US citizens in those 11.5 million documents would be precursory at best. Folks, the US Government has been sold to the highest bidders and it ain't We The People. You can bet there were some 'highly concerned telephone calls' when 'Panama Papers' were leaked, from nervous plutocrats to their puppets in the US Congress, demanding complete obstruction of any Treasury or Justice probes.
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I voted Trump in the primary here the other day...wished he had done better, WI. is so full of sheeps it's embarrassing.

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LOL!

Gotta love that open primary 'keep him in play' bounce!

I would have, too if I lived there. ;-)

BTW, did you open carry, or concealed carry to the polls?

Hahaha....
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Update: I think Elizabeth Warren will run for President even more strongly now than I did two months ago. My prediction: Bernie will not make the nomination (obviously), and Hillary will wind up running against Trump, but will poll as losing the election to the Tangerine Don. Seeing this, and considering how Lisa Murkowski won re-election in Alaska on a write-in ticket, Warren will approach Sanders and offer him the position of VP on a Warren/Sanders write-in, in mid to late September. Sanders will go for it because Warren will offer him a lot of power as her attack dog...her 'sword', if you will. Sanders will bite because it's that or it's retirement in Vermont, and because he would make a great attack dog. The announced independent run will immediately generate a tsunami of interest and excitement, stealing away nearly all of Clinton's voters and many of Trump's. That, plus all of Bernie's populist support, and the election will be a landslide. Look for a ton of last-minute voter registrations.

Our next President will be Elizabeth Warren, and we will see a Democrat Senate and a strongly weakened Republican majority in the house, if not a Democrat House.

IMO, the only thing that might derail this scenario is if Trump totally self-destructs in the next 3 months (a realistic possibility) and the GOP fields their own write-in candidate...but even then I think the Warren/Sanders outcome is by far most likely scenario.

Boom! You saw it here first.

Oh yeah, and Trump will wind up as a total pariah, reviled by all.
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